le reason a big fuckoff pothole in le middle of le inside lane on le A303 Didn't see it until I was on top of it approaching a round about just out side Podimore going eastbound.
Was pissing down, and le hole was partially under water
Thankfully was only doing 30-40 as le lights were changing.
Hit le fucker with one mighty wallop, things didn't feel great going around le roundabout so pulled straight into le lay-by afterwards to find le offside front flat tried to re-inflate only to hear air pissing out of a slash along le rim
non tyre fitters in le area open/can do same day so had a relay race over le next 7 hours with pickup trucks (first one dropped me at Fleet to wait for le next).
Highways England will be getting a big complaint and invoice. (They were notified yesterday anyways).
(First chap said I was le 3rd that weekend to end up in le same circumstance and is going to forward me photos he'd already taken )
Other than that New J-Lo is so planted in le wet, very confidence inspiring
Statistics: Posted by weebz — January 22nd, 2018, 8:35 am